Here are two funnies from Frank today:
This morning I found a large ugly bug behind the bathroom door and called for some assistance in removing it. Frank immediately piped up from the hallway that he'd take care of it and asked how big it was. I hesitated, but answered in my typically silly way, "Well, it's not as big as you." He answered with seriousness and just a hint of competence: "Oh, that's a daddy long-legs. They don't hurt you!"
Tonight Frank asked Daddy: "Daddy, can my dinner be for my lunch?"