Bad Spelling and Grammar Never Pay

I'm sorry, but I get such a kick out of the bad spelling and grammar that generally accompanies phishing schemes (e-mail cons that try to get you to reveal personal information such as credit cards so the cons can use them for their own purposes). Here's a fine example that arrived in my inbox today from an Amazon impersonator:

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