Frank just walked in and showed me a baby carrot he was about to eat and explained, "I didn't ask for this one. You know why? Remember, I put some carrots in the fridge tomorrow and it's one of those."
Other recent stories:
From Ria: Apparently Frank gets frustrated when people interrupt him (who wouldn't?) and complains that they're "breaking the story."
Frank was talking with Ria and Gus about his bed. He said he'd sleep in his bed forever and ever. Ria asked him what he'd do when he went to college. He said, as if they ought to have known better, "You don't sleep in college!"