This had me laughing so hard my side hurt.
We haven't even been trying to accomplish anything around here as most of us are sick. It was a significant accomplishment to get to the store for soup, juice and cold medicine.
I actually got the good news yesterday that I had a cracked rib. This was good news because it might have been a lung infection. Please say a prayer that I will be well enough to sing for the overflow Mass on Christmas Eve. The choir director doesn't have a substitute available and, as Karen E. so beautifully pointed out here, there will be people coming back to Mass for Christmas Eve that we hope might be encouraged to come back again before next Christmas.